Eeny, Meeny, Miny, Moe

1. Having your child become a self-flagellating uber-religious nut or an ultra-right wing I-hate-everyone-and-everything-not-like-me neo-conservative?
2. To be Karl Lagerfeld approved skinny and subsist on cigarettes and coffee or to be “fat” and happy and face judgement from the triple zeroes?
3. Is it better to know and be disgruntled or blissfully unaware?
4. Mullets or soul patches?
5. Live without good food or live without good music?
6. Clammy hands or Hammy hands?

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