Eeny, Meeny, Miny, Moe
- Having your child become a self-flagellating uber-religious nut or an ultra-right wing I-hate-everyone-and-everything-not-like-me neo-conservative?
- To be Karl Lagerfeld approved skinny and subsist on cigarettes and coffee or to be “fat” and happy and face judgement from the triple zeroes?
- Is it better to know and be disgruntled or blissfully unaware?
- Mullets or soul patches?
- Live without good food or live without good music?
- Clammy hands or Hammy hands?