A Quick Note to People Who Read While Walking

This is a great way to get an honourable mention for a Darwin Award or a punny mention in 1000 Ways to Die.

For those not in the know, that is not a good thing.

We are experiencing London weather in Toronto today. I just wanted to get home as quickly as possible but I got blocked behind some moron poseur reading what looked like as cheesy entertainment magazine- the kind pick up at the theatre and thumb through when waiting for the lights to dim.

In addition to being annoying, “reading” while crossing the road in the rain is asking for trouble. Have you not heard the studies that have determined “multi-tasking” to be counter-productive?

Besides, who are you trying to impress?

Quick tip, you won’t score any points getting in someone’s way and definitely not while reading what is a glorified advert.

Get a life and get out of my way!


~ by angryegg on March 23, 2010.

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